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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
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The canton of Falaise is an administrative division of the Calvados department, northwestern France. It was created at the French canton reorganisation which came into effect in March 2015. Its seat is in Falaise.
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