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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}

{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}

{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}

{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}

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